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According to published reports, you can call him Poop Diddy now!

Or maybe P. Doody?

Hip-hop mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs really stepped in it this week - literally.

Strolling alongside his hired muscle and fawning entourage, Combs didn't look down before he found himself sole-deep in a dog's leftovers on West 44th Street between Eighth and Ninth avenues.

Combs, carrying a CD in his left hand, couldn't believe his bad luck at the sight of his soiled gold-colored sneakers.

Diddy has a studio in the neighborhood, and office workers on the block rushed to their windows when they heard the booming car-stereo bass coming from the maestro's Jeep.

"He stepped right out the Jeep and right into it, and he wasn't happy," said a worker who witnessed the Diddy-on-doody incident. "It was hysterical."

Combs learned firsthand that not all New Yorkers are following Health Code Section 161.03 and Public Health Law Section 1310, which require everyone to pick up after their four-legged pals.

A violation is punishable by a fine of at least $100.

After spotting lensmen snapping photos of his embarrassing predicament, Combs asked them not to publish their shots.

It's been a rough few weeks for the hip-hop mogul. Diddy recently admitted that the country's economic downturn and high fuel prices have grounded his private jet.

Shockingly, Diddy has been forced to roll on commercial flights.