ASSHOLE OF THE HOUR: Heather Mills nude photo loving weirdo who likes to torture nice people

Has there ever been a more horrible person than Heather Mills? We doubt it.

In July she fired p.r. pit bull Michelle Elyzabeth needs to pick up a lawyer. Mills filed suit in London "seeking damages for libel" from Elyzabeth, who called her "a witch" and told The News of the World, "Heather is a calculating, pathological liar and the biggest bitch on the planet." Our source said, "There has been so much rubbish written about Heather recently that she hopes getting lawyers involved will end it."

yeah, sure, sue everyone until they admit what a nice person you are Heather, you stupid bitch.