ASSHOLE OF THE HAMPTONS: Sandy Brant, rich bitch who doesn't give a shit about anybody but herself

You can file this under injuries we don't grieve:

According to published reports plastic surgery victim, Botox-disfigured socialite and former Interview magazine owner Sandy Brant had a close call in the Hamptons this summer. She was boogie-boarding with her kids in East Hampton when "a wave flipped her over and she slammed into a sand embankment," a source said. Brant was airlifted to a hospital for surgery on the top of her spine. Brant's rep said, "She did injure her neck and is home recovering. She has received good care and is in good spirits." A friend added, "She's completely fine."